SMS-приколы по-английски:

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 16:

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she"d be by now.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 17:

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 18:

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 19:

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 20:

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 21:

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 22:

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 23:

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 24:

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 25:

It"s the one who won"t be taken, who cannot seem to give.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 26:

It"s the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 27:

It"s the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 28:

It"s the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 29:

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 30:

Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it