SMS-приколы по-английски:

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 31:

A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 32:

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 33:

Boys say it"s great, boys say it"s fine. 9 months later they say it"s not mine !

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 34:

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 35:

I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 36:

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 37:

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 38:

I love working. I can look at it for hours.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 39:

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 40:

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 41:

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn"t have if you didn"t have a computer.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 42:

Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 43:

Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 44:

You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 45:

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.