SMS-приколы по-английски:

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 46:

I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 47:

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 48:

Nok nok. Who"s there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 49:

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 50:

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 51:

Reality is for people who can"t face science fiction.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 52:

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 53:

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 54:

Elvis is dead and I don"t feel so good myself.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 55:

I"m not as dumb as you look.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 56:

If I can be of any help, you"re in worse trouble than I thought.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 57:

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 58:

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 59:

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 60:

File not found! Nobody leaves the room!