To do is to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 63:
370HSSV 0773H .... Can you crack this code? No? ... OK, Turn your phone upside down!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 64:
What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 65:
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 66:
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 67:
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 68:
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain"t a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 69:
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 70:
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 71:
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u"ll get laid.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 72:
Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 73:
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 74:
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 75:
Sex is a sensation. It"s about a man"s temptation, putting his location in a woman"s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
