I want you right, right now, why don"t you come on over and let"s do now!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 84:
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it, i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 85:
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big"n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let"s go home & DO IT PROPER
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 86:
There was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 87:
A mans ocupation is to stick his cockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 88:
Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den u cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 89:
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 90:
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!