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Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 76:

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 77:

Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 78:

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 79:

Don"t be silly, put a condom on your willy.

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 80:

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

 

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 81:

If you don"t like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 82:

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that"s textual intercourse!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 83:

I want you right, right now, why don"t you come on over and let"s do now!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 84:

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it, i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 85:

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big"n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let"s go home & DO IT PROPER

 

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 86:

There was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 87:

A mans ocupation is to stick his cockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 88:

Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den u cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 89:

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

 

Послать другу!  SMS-приколы по-английски, № 90:

Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

 

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