Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 92:
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 93:
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 94:
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it"s gone forever!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 95:
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i"ll blow the shit out of you!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 96:
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 97:
Life is like a dick! When it"s hard Fuck it!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 98:
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 99:
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 100:
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 101:
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 102:
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make me cum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 103:
Bak 2 bak,front 2 front,on d table,lick d cunt,stick it in,do ur ting,do it hard & make her sing,tense ur body feel d cum,den let it rip into her bum!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 104:
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum big cocks cum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 105:
Ive got a tongue that"ll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.
