Im a little girl i have a little thing when i go 2 bed i put my finger in. now i"m much older my thing has lost its charm now it takes 5 fingers and 1/2 a fuckin arm.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 107:
Tere waz an old man from Glotham, who took out his balls 2 washem. His motha sed Jak, if u dont putem back, il step on da cunts and squash em
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 108:
Love me tender love me sweet, put your lips around my meat,watch me smile watch me grin, wacht me cum run down yor chin!!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 109:
It"s a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that"s blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 110:
If you erase this message u owe me a kiss, if you save this message u owe me sex, if you send this message 2 anyone u owe me both so when do i collect???
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 111:
There was a cat and a rooster sitting by the creek. The cat fell into the water and the rooster laughed. LESSON: For every wet PUSSY, there"s a happy COCK!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 112:
Tips on giving blow jobs: 1. If you do it for lust -SPIT IT 2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT 3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 113:
When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 114:
GOVERNMENT WARNING: Eating pussy is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 2% period blood, 1% tampondebris, 2% other guys spoof and 90% fuckn brilliant!!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 115:
Ive been a muff diver 4many a year.Ive spent all my money on muff divin gear,the goggles,the snorkle the muffdivin tank.If im not out muff divin,im havin a wank
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 116:
Id ride u sitting id ride u lying, if u were a bird id ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and ride u rotten
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 117:
Sex drugs rock & roll, speed weed & birth control , life a bitch & then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high! send this to 5 people or have 7 yrs bad SEX
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 118:
Im A rincess I Live In The Clouds If You Wanna Kick It Wit Me You Betta Bow Down So Get On You Knees And Call Me Your Highness Cuz baby Believe me im Louisiana"s finest!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 119:
Sing a song of bum sex, an arse full of cum,4&20 fat cocks forced up your bum, wen the orgys over & ur bum begins to sting,wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring!!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 120:
Ur so sexy,ur so fine!u no how 2 blow my mind!rub me down and rub me up,stk ur cock rite up my muff!
