if the sea was vodka and i was a duck id sink to the bottom and drink my way up but the sea isnt vodka and im not a duck so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 122:
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn"t...
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 123:
Rozes are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happend to you????
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 124:
Roses are red, violines are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 125:
Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 126:
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 127:
Sex is like nokia(connecting people)... like nike(just do it)...like pepsi(ask for more)... like coca-cola(enjoy)...=)) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 128:
Birdy birdy in the sky, Left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!
