SMS-приколы по-английски:

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 1:

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven"t slept yet.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 2:

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 3:

I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 4:

Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 5:

All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise "my" hand ...

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 6:

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 7:

I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 8:

Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 9:

The fact that there are "intelligent" extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 10:

I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 11:

10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 12:

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 13:

As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 14:

I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

 SMS-приколы по-английски, № 15:

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message