SMS-приколы по-английски:
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 1:
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven"t slept yet.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 2:
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 3:
I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 4:
Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 5:
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise "my" hand ...
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 6:
Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 7:
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 8:
Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 9:
The fact that there are "intelligent" extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 10:
I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 11:
10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 12:
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 13:
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 14:
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
SMS-приколы по-английски, № 15:
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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